Paresh Rawal dialogues with meaning
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1. Kisi ko maaf kar dena bahot badi baat hoti hai. To forgive someone is a very big thing. Life
2. Murgi churaayi kasaayi se aur khabar failaayi dakaar se Stolen hen from a butcher and spread the news with a belch. Comedy, Poetic, Food 3. Zaban hai ki Japanese pankha hai? Hilate hi jaa raha hai. Is it your tongue or a Japanese fan? You keep on swinging it. Comedy 4. Mood hai mer? baap hu tera. It's my moo? I am your father. Parents 1. Duniya ko baat? humko tata! Shares with the worl? saying good bye to me Short, Comedy 1. Sher ko raj karne ke liye bakriyon ko bali banaana zaruri hai The goats have to be sacrificed by lio? in order to rule Animals, Negative 1. Waqt pe shaadi na kar, toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai If you don't get married in tim, then a man gets wandered Wedding, Comedy 1. Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raj, Baja, hamara Bajaj The Mogul of bread and the King of omele, Baja, our Bajaj Food, Royal, Comedy 2. Teja main hoo, mark idhar hai I am Tej, here is the mark Comedy 3. Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain I am Teja because my name is also Teja Comedy 4. Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye Everything must happen time to time Time, Comedy 1. Koyle ko kitna bhi dho l, Surf s, Nirma s, Rin s, woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoa, with Sur, with Nirm, with Ri, it always remains black Comedy 1. Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota ha, shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain There is only one difference between marriage and wa, in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night Wedding, Enemy, Comedy 2. Ram Ra, yeh patni hai ki panauti hai Oh my Go, is she a wife or bad luck Married, Comedy, Destiny, Luck 3. Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha l, bagula nahi banta No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machin, he does not become fair Animals, Comedy 1. Gunaah chupane se gunehgaar nahi chup sakta A criminal cannot hide by hiding the crime Crime, Crime 1. Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mei, biwi biwi beta beta karte huy, toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote If like you Mahatma Gandhi would had sat in the house doing wife wife son so, then even today you would have be cleaning a toilet in an Englishman's house Inspiration, Patriotism, Drama 2. Politics ek gutter hai! Politics is a gutter! Politics 3. Tumhare jaise log is desh ke liye shraap hai People like you are a curse to this country Patriotism 4. Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai In this country doing a good deed is the biggest mistake Drama 5. Ek taraf case chalta rehta ha, doosri taraf woh aish karta rehta hai On one side the case goes o, on the other side he keeps enjoying Law, Justice 1. Jahan dharm hai n, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi ha, aur jahan satya hai truth ha, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai Where there is religio, there is no space for trut, and where there is trut, there is no need for religion over there Truth, Social, Religious, Inspiration 2. Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoo, aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin I respect all religion, and don't believe in any religion Religious, Drama 3. Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai The truth is more bitter than alcohol Truth, Social, Food 1. Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya n, toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai If once my mind gets ho, then it gets cold also very fast Comedy 2. Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi ha, jaaye toh kidhar jaaye, Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcan, where should we go, Comedy 1. Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hot, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hot, kuch toh maine honge is pal k, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti Happiness does not depend on anythin, friendship does not happen by chanc, there might some reasons to this momen, otherwise we wouldn't have met just like that Poetic, Happiness, Friendship 2. Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein Jomazaa aata hai n, woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi The enjoyment that you get in watching the sneakiness of a honest ma, you don't get that in the bastardy behavior of a bastard Comedy 3. If you li, you die! If you li, you die! Cheating, Drama 4. Maut se zyada khoobsurat entertainment koi nahin There is no other entertainment more beautiful than death Death 5. To kno, that you don't kno, is very important To kno, that you don't kno, is very important Drama 1. Uska toh main aisa hashar karoong, ki sunnewaalon ki rooh kaanp uthegi I will treat him in such a wa, that the soul of the people who hear about it will tremble Action 1. Mujhe maaf kard, mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde Please forgive m, and clean the dirt of my sins with your broom of honesty Truth, Social, Comedy 2. Haath mein rakhiye not, with a smile on your hoont Keep money in your han, with a smile on your lips Money, Comedy 3. Ek hi reet sada chali aay, under the table upar ki malai Only one custom has been followed since age, pay money under the table Poetic, Money, Comedy 4. Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aain, nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China" People of this world don't show me a mirro, or else I will say "Made In China" Poetic, Places, Comedy 5. Pehle toh woh khada tha Gandhi ki tara, phir mujhe jhad diya aandhi ki tara, aur yeh tumhare pehalwan sab gir gaye maachis ki kaandhi ki tarah First he was standing like Gandh, then he blew me like a stor, and all these bodyguards of yours fell down like matchsticks Action, Comedy 6. Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly Food, Places, Comedy 7. Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin Animals, Comedy 8. Yeh haath hai ki hathod, keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda This is a hand or a hamme, who is this spider in the colony of bugs Poetic, Animals, Comedy 1. Bahadur ko uski bahaduri fasati ha, aur darpok ko uska dar A brave person gets trapped by his braver, and a coward person gets trapped by his fear Drama, Courage 2. Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jay, toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo If you come across a snake and a honest person togethe, then kill the honest person first Animals, Truth, Social, Comedy 3. Dushmani karo toh dushman ko raaste ka bhikhari bana d, taaki woh haath failay, haath utha na sake When you have animosity with someone then make them the beggar of the roa, so that they open their hands to be, and not raise their hand Enemy, Drama 4. Agar rishwat lete huve pakde ja, toh rishwat dekar choot jao If you are caught taking a brib, then give a bribe and come out of it Comedy 1. Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bhej, lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja God has sent you guy, but he has not given a brain in your minds Comedy 2. Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha ha, national TV pe dikha d, toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye Bloody have you seen your fac, if they show it on the national T, then the whole country will be cursed Comedy 3. Ganda hai par dhanda ha, aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai It's bad but it's busines, and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson Business, Comedy 1. Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re, If its a wrong number then why do you pick it up, Comedy 1. Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaa, pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta ha, seetti nahi Oh my beloved wif, after 40 years of married lif, a husband can only fire a bullet at his wif, he can't whistle at her Married, Wedding, Comedy 1. Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya ha, ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its tast, now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it Wedding, Comedy 2. Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal k, shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya Both of them found an auspicious momen, and decided to get divorced Married, Comedy 1. Total sarvanash! Total destruction! Rowdyism 2. Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiy, roz item girl party hogi Brothe, prison is my in-laws hom, everyday there will be a party with dancer girls Comedy 1. Sar pe kafan wohi bandhta ha, jiski moochein hoti hai Only people who have a moustach, wear a shroud on their head Comedy 1. Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai The one who falls does not see the depth Comedy 1. Andar ki baat h, tera mera saath h, mere kachche banyan pehn, din ho ki raat ho Whether it is the thing from inside or us being togethe, you should buy undergarments from m, whether it is day or night Poetic, Clothes, Comedy 1. Aage badna hai toh pehle peeche hatna seekho If you want to move ahead then first learn to step back Inspiration 1. Bah, bah, apne guni haathon se chawal bana d, saath mein daa, chaar paanch parath, aur do ek sabz, zyada kasht mat uthana Daughter-in-la, daughter-in-la, with your gifted hands make rice and with that daa, 4 to 5 parath, and 1 or 2 cooked vegetable, don't trouble yourself more Food, Family 1. Sabse gehra zakhm wohi log de sakte ha, Jokhud gehri chot khaye huye hai Only those people can give deep wound, who themselves have deep wounds Drama 2. Taash ki gaddi bhale hi bees rupaye ki h, lekin uspar jua croreon ka kehla jaata hai So what if the pack of cards is for Rs.2, the bet played on it is for millions Gambling, Money 1. Tu zinda raheg, lekin teri har saans se main zindagi noochta rahoong, tu zinda rahega roz ek maut dekhne ke liye You'll stay aliv, but I'll keep snatching your life from every breathe of your, and you'll stay alive to see a new death everyday Death, Life, Drama 1. Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai, Are you a driver or a screwdriver, Comedy 2. Jiski laathi uski bhain, nikaal cash The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stic, now give me the cash Animals, Money, Comedy 1. Yeh Baburao ka style hai This is Baburao's style Comedy 2. Kutriya saal, dekh ke number dial kar! Bloody do, look at the number when when you dial! Comedy 3. Pehle mereko yeh samjha k, isko samjhana kya hai First explain to m, what I need to explain to him Comedy 4. Sunday ko a, Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa Come on Sunda, Take a nice clean shower on Sunday and come Comedy 5. Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega If you want to go to the toilet early morning then you will have to become a singer Comedy 6. Woh main mast tel mein fry kark, woh main kha gaya Tha, I nicely deep fried it in oil and ate it Food 7. Saal, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai Bloody I put him dow, but he is still talking Comedy 8. Utha le re bab, utha l, mereko nahi r, in dono ko utha le Lift it up Go, lift it u, not m, lift these two up Comedy, Religious 9. Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta ha, garage mein nahin You'll get God's sacrament in the templ, not in a garage Comedy, Religious
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