Akshay Kumar dialogues with meaning
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1. Mere paas locket ha? letter ha? baap ki tasvir ha? DNA ki botal hai.. D-N-A - Daddy's Naajayaz Aulad I have got the locke? the lette? the picture of my father and the bottle of DNA. DNA means Daddy's Illicit Son Comedy 1. Captain Viraat IC58664 reporting Sir! Same Comedy, Short 2. Dedh meter ki choti hai uski. Jin ladkiyon ke chhe inch ke baal hote hai? dedh ghanta lagta hai unhe baal banaane meinIski dedh meter ki hai yaani chhe ghante lageng? Party jaane ke liye saara din mujhe intezar karna padega! She has 1.5 meter long tress. The girls whose hairs are 6 inches long takes one and a half hour to comb them
She has one and a half meter long hair so she will take six hours to get ready. I have to wait for whole day to go for a party(with her). Comedy 3. Mujhe chaahiye ek stylish ladak? ek kamaal ki ladki. Usey dekh kar aise lagta hai jaise abhi abhi gaon se aayi hai I want a stylish gir? an awesome girl. When I saw her it feels like she've came from a village. Guys 4. Tum log parivaar ke saath chain se jiyo isliye hum log roz border pe marte hain So that you people can live peacefully her? we dies on the border everyday Action, Patriotism, Military 5. Agar ye bandook ki nali meri taraf mud? toh main tujhe uda doonga If the gun's barrel turns towards me then I'll shoot you Violence 6. Mujhe to wo ladkiyan pasand hain jo cigaratte peeti hain I like those girls who smokes Comedy 7. Woh mujhse har kaam mein achche hain. Kya aap jaanti hain char sau meter ki race mein main 52 seconds leta hoon woh 48 seconds lete hai? high jump mein aapko pata hai main chhe feet maar sakta hoon woh chhe feet chaar inch maar sakte hai? long jump mein saat meter ka record hai mera unka seven point four.. He is better than me in every aspect. Do you know I take 52 seconds in 400 metres race while he takes 48 sec? You know I can jump 6 feets in high jump while he jumps 6.4 feet? I have a record of 7 metres in long jump while his record is 7.4 metres.. Comedy 8. Hazaaron ko mitaane ka iraada rakhne wale jab woh terrorist apni jaan dene ko taiyar ho sakte hain toh hum log apni jaan kyun nahi de sakte? If those terrorists who intents to kill thousands can ready to die than why can't we sacrifice ourselves? Patriotic 9. Har field mein sincerely kaam karo toh promotion milti hai par yaar sirf army aur police mein retirement milti hai You would get promotion in any field if you work sincerely but friend one would get retirement in police and army (for working sincerely) Police, Military 10. Toone mere haath pair tod diy? tere sath itne log hain jinke paas hathyar hain phir bhi tu darr raha hai
Yeh darr hona chaahiy? darr hona chahiye You had broken my arms and leg? you are accompained by many men who have weapons still you are fearing
This fear should exis? fear should exist Action, Violence 11. Mere haath khol ke maarne ko tu darr rahai n? yeh darr mujhe achcha laga You are scared to beat me with my hands untie? I like this fear. Action, Violence 1. Asal King wo hota hai jo apane liye nahi dusron ke liye lade Real king is the one who fights for other? not for himself Social, Inspiration 2. Shaant! Lady Bhee? Shaant! Calm down! Lady Bhee? calm down! Girl, Short 3. Face hai bhola andar se bomb ka gol? dil mein dhamaka kar gai yaar Her face is na\xefve but bpmb shell from insid? made a blast inside my hear? my friend Girl, Guys
1. Jo baat hamari samajh me nahin aati hum usey beizati samajhate hain The words that I do not understan? I condider them as humiliation Comedy 2. Kaanpuriya bhaasha me hello bole hain hum tumka I have said hello to you in the language of Kanpur Comedy 1. Textbook se copy karta hua student aur Tees Maar Khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan kabhie fail nahin ho sakta The student who copies from a textbook and the plan which comes in Tees Maar Khan's mind can never be failed Comedy, Cheating 2. Kutte ke munh se haddi aur Tees Maar Khan ki noton ki gaddi donon chhinana bekar hai It is of no worth to try to snatch bone from a dog's mouth and Tees Maar Khan's bundle of money Animals, Comedy, Money 3. Tube se nikla hua toothpaste aur Tees Maar Khan ki di huyi zuban kabhi vapas nahin jati Toothpaste that comes out of tube and the promise made by Tees Maar Khan's tongue never retreats. Comedy, Promise 4. Ugataa hua sooraj aur bhaagata hua Tees Maar Khan donon kabhie kisi ke haath nahin aate The rising sun and the running Tees Maar Khan can never be reached by anyone Comedy, Escape 5. Aadami ki shakal achhi na ho na to baaten achhi kiya karte hain If a man's face is not good then they should talk good Comedy 1. Shadi ho gai hai fir bhi boondiyaan loot raha hai He has gor married but still plundering Boondi(Indian sweets) Wedding, Comedy 2. Mardon ka to nature ye hai ke unhein bachche jo hain wo apane achhe lagte hai aur biwiyaan dusron ki achhi lagti hain The nature of men is that they cherish there own kids and likes wives of others Men, Comedy 3. Mard chaahe jitne bhi chakkar chala lein chalta hai lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na to hamare jo mard hain wo chakkar kha ke gir jaate hain It is okay for a man to have many affairs but when the wife affairs then our men collapse out of dizziness Men, Comedy 4. Aisa kyun hota hai ki hum jis se sabse zyaada pyaar karte hain dukh bhi hum sabse zyaada usee ko dete hain Why do we aggrieve mos? the one whom do we loves the most? Love, Sad 5. Music jo hai na wo haathon se nahin dil se bajta hai The music is played by hear? not by the hands Music 1. Bichhoo se zyada khatarnak hoon mai, aur saanp se zyada zehereela I am more dangerous than a scorpio, and more poisonous than a snake Animals, Drama 1. Nafrat ko sirf mohabbat se jeeta ja sakta ha, sirf mohabbat se Hatred can only be won by lov, only love Drama, Romance 2. Tum log sab jhoot bol rahe h, najane kitne di, kitne mahin, kitne saal jhoot pe jhoot pe jhoot bolte aay, aur main chup chap bardaasht karta raha All you people are lyin, since how many day, month, years you all have lied and lied and lie, and I have been tolerating that Cheating, Drama 3. Hamare gehre vishvas ke rishtey mei, tumne apne dil mein kuch gehre raaz chupaye hai In our deep relationship of fait, you have hidden some deep secrets in your heart Drama 4. Main tumhari har baat manne ko tayaar hoo, lekin yeh baat manne ko tayaar nahi ki iske charitra pe daag hai I am willing to accept anything you sa, but I will not accept that there is a mark on her character Drama 5. Achchai se hi burai ko maara ja sakta ha, neki se hi baddi ko mitaya ja sakta ha, shanti se hi kisi ki mann ki jalan ko hataya ja sakta hai Only the good can kill the evi, only the righteous can erase the wicke, only the calmness can remove the jealousy in ones heart Drama, Inspiration 1. Life mein sahi waqt pe baat karna bahut zaroori ha, varna baat bighad sakti hai In lif, it is very important to talk at the right tim, or else things can go bad Life, Time 2. Aap jaisa dost agar sabhi ko mil jaay, toh phir taqdeer kabhi bewafaa na ho If everyone has a friend like yo, then destiny will never be unfaithful Friendship, Destiny, Luck 1. Kyun thak re ho, Why are you getting tired, Comedy 2. Yeh mera baap ha, aur main iska paap hoon This is my fathe, and I am his sin Comedy, Parents 3. Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haat, woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat Those who have the hands of God on the, they turn London into Dhobi Ghat Religious, Poetic 4. Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar ded, badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele Loan me a kis, and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex Poetic, Places, Comedy 1. Hume sirf ek take milta ha, sirf ek tak, aur agar uss ek take mein hamse koi galati ho jati ha, toh maut ke samne zindagi ghutne take deti hai We only get one tak, just one tak, and if we do a mistake in that one tak, then life bends down on its knees in front of death Life, Death, Drama 2. Pata nahin kis gali kis nukkad kis chaurahe pa, kis goli kis chaku par mera naam likha hai I don't know in which lan, which corne, which crossin, on which bulle, which knife my name is written Action, Places 1. Don't angry me! Don't make me angry! Action 2. Jisne bhi yeh socha ki main dar gay, woh saala arthi pe apne ghar gaya Whoever thought that I got scare, that person went home on a bier Action 3. Jomain bolta hoon woh main karta hoo, Jomain nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon Whatever I say I d, whatever I don't say I definitely do that Drama 4. Apun ka fatka char sau chalis ka jhatka My shot is like a 440 volts shock Action 5. Main nahi dart, maut darti hai mujhse I'm not scare, death is scared of me Death 6. Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiy, wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai Bloody where you should become Amol Paleka, you become Shakti Kapoor Comedy 7. Pyar karne ke liye pechaan ki nah, dil ki zaroorat hoti hai You don't need to know someone to fall in lov, you need a heart Romance 8. Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty Police, Drama 9. Tereko jab gussa aata hai tu chilata ha, main udata hoon You shout when you get angr, I blow things Action 10. Meri sirf ek hi khawaish ha, jab maut mere samne aaye tab main darra hua na lago, bas mera haath meri mooch ko taav de raha ho aur mere chehre par ek muskurahat ho I have only one wis, that I should not be scared when death comes in front of m, and instead my hand should be raising my moustache and there should be a smile on my face Death, Inspiration 11. Jobura kaam karte ha, darr unki nas nas mein hota hai Those who do evil thing, are always scared Drama 12. Dekhke darr gay, yah darrke dekh raha hai, Are you scared after lookin, or are you looking at me scared, Comedy 13. Oye faulad ki aulad Hey you son of steel Comedy 1. Londo, bebe Punjab jaisa hi ha, bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai Londo, mom its just like Punja, the only difference is that there are more Punjabi's in London Places, Comedy 2. Ek Catholic aurat Pradhan Mantri ki kursi ek Sikh ke liye chod deti ha, aur ek Sikh Pradhan Mantri pad ki shapath ek Muslim Rashtrapati se leta ha, us desh ki bhag daud sambhalne ke liye jisme assi pratishad log Hindu hain We come from a nation where a Catholic lady steps aside from becoming a Prime Minister for a Sik, and where a Sikh is sworn in as a Prime Minister by a Muslim Presiden, to govern a nation of over 80% Hindus Patriotism, Inspiration 3. Jab tak haar nahi hoti n, tab tak aadmi jeeta hua rehta hai Until one has not los, till then a man is in a winning position Inspiration, Defeat & Failure, Win, Strong will, Success 4. Jahan pyar hota ha, wahan naraazgi nah, umeed hoti hai Where there is lov, there is no displeasur, instead there is hope Romance 5. Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda ha, farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai There is no difference between shamelessness and honest, the difference lies in the heart of the person listening about it Comedy, Truth, Social 1. Joladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiy, aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye The girl that I want doesn't want m, and the girl that wants m, who wants her Comedy, Women 2. Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai Johum mein biwi se milta ha, lekin biwi se Jodukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wif, but the sorrow that you get from a wif, you never get that from a fiancee Married, Happiness, Comedy 1. Joker jiska hu, baazi uski Whoever has the Joke, wins the game Gambling, Win, Strong will, Success 2. Joker pehle bhi kisi rang ka hissa nahi th, aage bhi nahi hog, joker apne hi rang mein rangega The joker was never a part of any suit, and moving forward it won't be eithe, the joker has its own color Gambling 1. Main Krishna hoon isliye chamatkar karta hoo, chamatkar karta hoon isliye Krishna nahin hoon I am Krishna that's why I do magi, not because I do magic I am Krishna Religious 2. Jaise ek bakht bhagwan ke bina adhoora hota ha, waise hi bhagwan bhi ek sachche bakht ke bina adhoora hota hai Like a devotee is incomplete without Go, just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee Religious, Drama 3. Maine sirf insaan banay, aur insaan ne yeh jaa, paa, dhar, mazhab ka dhanda shuru kiya I only made human, and humans started this business of cast, religio, etc. Drama 1. Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahi, bhooton ka sansa, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen the, world of ghost, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh Comedy 2. Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hai, na hi chup chap jaate hain Oh brother Punjabi's don't come quietl, neither do they go quietly Comedy 3. Unki gali mein hum aaye ajeeb ittefaq ha, phool toh pheka unhon, magar gamla bhi saath hai It is a strange coincidence that I came in her lan, she did throw a flower on m, but along with the flowerpot Poetic, Plants, Romance 4. Main har test pass karke dikhaong, chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele I will pass every tes, even if they take my blood test Education, Comedy 1. Kiski majaal Jochede dilair k, gardish mein gher lete hai geedar bhi sher ko Who has the strength to disturb this courageou, in the sky even jackals can surround a tiger Poetic, Courage, Animals 2. Ab ke saawan mein yeh shararat hamare saath hu, hamara ghar chodke saare shehar mein barsaat hui In these rains this prank happened with m, leaving my house it rained in the entire city Poetic, Weather, House 3. Maa ke doodh mein toh dum hota hi ha, chahe woh Hindustan ki ho ya Pakistan ki Mothers milk has courag, whether that mom is from Hindustan or Pakistan Courage, Parents 4. Mana ki tu ek insaan hai sari duniya ke liy, magar sari duniya hai kisi ek insaan ke liye Agreed you are a person for this entire worl, but you are the entire world for one person Poetic, Romance 5. Aasmaanon se kaho agar hamari udaan dekhni h, toh apna kad aur uncha karl, husn waalon se kaho ki agar ishq dekhna h, toh humse aake mile Tell the skies that if they want to see my fligh, then raise their heigh, tell the people with a beautiful body that if they want to see lov, then come and see me Poetic, Romance 6. Hoon main parwana magar koi shamma toh ho raat toh h, jaan dene ko hoon haazi, koi baat toh ho I am a true lover but there must be some candle and nigh, I am willing to give my lif, but there must be some point in her Poetic, Romance 7. Mohabbat rang lati hai jab dil se dil milte ha, mushkil toh yeh ha, ki dil badi mushkil se milte hai Love brings colors when a heart meets a hear, but the difficulty is tha, hearts hardly meet Poetic, Romance 8. Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir k, kaise teerandaz ho tu, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko Don't look at this true lover with those piercing eye, what kind of an archer are yo, atleast straighten your arrow Poetic, Comedy 9. Aao jhuk kar salaam kare unhe jinke hisse mein yeh mukaam aata ha, kis kadhar khush naseeb hai woh lo, khoon jinka watan ke kaam aata hai Let's bow down and salute the people who have achieved these height, those people are so luck, whose blood has been useful for the country Poetic, Patriotism 10. Kya sametega hum mein yeh waqt ka gehra dariy, hum kinaro se ubharne ka hunar jaante ha, seedhe haatho ne Jokheenchi hai lakeerein tedh, un lakeeron par chalne ka hunar jaante hai The deep sea of time cannot amass m, I have the skills of defeating the shore, and the crooked lines that have been drawn by the hand on the palm, I have the skills of walking on them Poetic, Inspiration, Time 11. Maut ke mandiyon mein ja-jakar apne beto ki boliyan di ha, desh ne jab bhi ek sar mang, humne bhar-bharke jholiyan di hai We have gone into the market of death and bid for our son, whenever the country has asked for a lif, we have given them in bulk Poetic, Patriotism, Life 12. Duniya ka aitbaar karen bhi toh kya kar, aasoon bhi apni aankh ka apna na hua How should I trust the worl, when the tear drop of my own eye is not mine Poetic, Drama 13. Zindagi kamaal hoti ha, ulhaj jaaye toh jaan lel, sulhaj jaaye toh bemisaal hoti hai Life is strang, if it gets complicated then it can kill yo, but if you can solve it then it's wonderful Poetic, Life, Drama 14. Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal ter, woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri I thought that I would give you unparallel hospitalit, but look your family has come to strip your skin off Poetic, Family, Comedy 15. Humse woh jhoot bolkar sharma rahe hai kyu, thodi bahut jhoot ki aadat sabhi ko hai She is lying to me and feeling sh, but everyone has the habit of saying small lies Poetic, Cheating, Romance 16. Na jagde hum apas mei, jagadkar toot jayeng, tumhara aaina hum ha, humara aaina tum ho If we fight amongst ourselves we will brea, hence I will be your mirro, and you be my mirror Poetic, Drama 1. Pyar mein shak ki koi jagah nahi hoti hai ' jahan pyar hota ha, wahan sirf pyar hota ha, sirf pyar In love there is no room for suspicio, where there is lov, there is only lov, only love Romance 2. Oonchai par pahunch kar hi hu, jeevan ke naye raaston ko dekh paate hai Only after reaching height, we are able to see the new paths of life Life, Inspiration 3. Sapne aur haqeeqat mein sirf palak khulne aur band hone ka farak hota hai ' palak band toh sapn, khuli toh haqeeqat Between dream and reality the only difference is of open and close eyelid, when eyelids are closed it is a drea, when they open it is reality Dreams, Drama 4. Zindagi mein kuch aise rishte ban jaate ha, jinhe hum samajhte toh ha, lekin samajhna nahi chahte In life some relations are mad, which we do understan, but we don't want to understand Life, Drama 5. Kehte hain baarish ke baad ki dhoop bahut khoobsurat hoti hai It is said that the sunshine after the rain is very beautiful Weather 1. Hum bhi woh ha, Jodoor se boo ko soong lete hai Even I am a perso, who can smell things from a distance Comedy 2. Everything is fair and love is war Everything is fair and love is war Romance, War, Drama 3. Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai Dogs have a very sharp memory Animals 1. Darye us bhagwan s, sabse badi goli hoti hai uske paas Jobewaqt chalti hai Be scared of Go, he has the biggest bullet which gets fired anytime Religious, Drama 2. Jung ke maidan mein ladne wala har sipahi barabar hota hai Every soldier fighting on the war field is equal War, Action 1. Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota ha, mere dimaag mein hai People have a swirl in their leg, I have it in my mind Comedy 2. Asli power dil mein hoti hai! The real power lies within the heart! Inspiration 1. Pyar ki shuruvat hi gaaliyon se hoti hai Love starts with abuses Romance 2. Zindagi ke kisi bhi mod pa, kisi bhi halaat mei, tum mera saath nibhaogi On any turn in lif, in any situation of lif, you will be with me Life, Romance 3. Agar tumne chalaki karne ki koshish k, yah police ko khabar k, toh main tumhari beti ke chhote chhote tukde kark, tumhe chey mahine tak installment ki soorat mein bhejta rahoonga If you try to act smar, or if you inform the polic, then I'll make small small pieces of your daughte, and I'll send them to you as installments for six months Action, Police 1. Tees din hai tumhare paa, ek-a-tees ve din mein agar tum is shehar ki hadh mein bhi nazar aay, toh duniya ki hadh se bahar nikaal kar phenk doonga You have 30 day, if on the 31st day you are seen within the city limit, then I will throw you out from the limits of the world Time, Action 2. Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi khel, magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi I've never played Holi all my lif, but now I will play Holi with blood Action, Festival 3. Jis rishte ki buniyaad jhooth ha, fareb ha, usse ret par bane mahal ki tarah dasna hi hoga A relationship that is founded on lie, decei, has to collapse like a castle made with sand Cheating, Drama 4. Main bure kaam zaroor karta hoo, lekin waise nahin ki insaaniyat ko mujhpe sharm aa jaye I definitely do bad thing, but not those that make humanity feel ashamed of me Drama 1. Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta ha, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta ha, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta ha, aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minute, changes his house in half an hou, changes his business in an hou, and in a couple of hours changes his wife Married, Clothes, House 2. Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai He has a nut in his mouth since birth Comedy 1. Everything is planned! Everything is planned! Drama 2. Main ittefaq se koi kaam nahi karta I don't do any work by coincidence Drama 1. Pya, pyar hota ha, jis mein vishvas hota ha, passion hota ha, wafaa hoti ha, aur yeh woh wafaa hai Joaadmi ko bewafaa nahi hone deti Love is lov, in which there is belie, there is passio, there is fait, and this is the faith that stops a man from becoming unfaithful Romance 1. Peene ki capacit, jeene ki strengt, account ka balance aur naam ka khau, kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye Drinking capacit, strength to liv, account balance and fear of the nam, should never be low Drama 2. Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata ha, aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai A hero goes to heaven after he die, and a villain livingly achieves heaven Comedy 3. Agar main hero ban gay, toh meri pehchaan bura maan jayegi If I become a her, then my identity will feel bad Rowdyism 4. Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai Love is that pawn because of which very big people have lost Romance, Defeat & Failure 5. Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shaunk nahi ha, suna hai upar waala achche logon ko bahut jald apne paas bula leta hai I have no interest in becoming a good perso, I've heard that God calls good people very quickly to where he is Drama, Religious 6. Chaubees ghante ka time ha, khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala You have 24 hour, if you don't come by yourself then no lord Ram will come to save you from this Ravan Time, Religious, Drama 7. Khiladi th, ab pura khel hoon I was a playe, now I am the game Inspiration 8. Hero kya hota hai, pyar ke liye ladne waal, dosti ke liye marne waal, kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hu, sharif aadmi What is a hero, one who fights for lov, one who dies for friendshi, a holy man by fate but full of courag, and a honest man Truth, Social, Courage, Friendship 9. Pyar mein marne ke liye tayyar ho jao Be ready to die in love Action 10. Mehnat se sirf ghar bante ha, sapno ke mahal nahi Only a house can be built with hard wor, not the mansion of dreams House, Dreams, Drama 11. Maan gaya toh thik ha, varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon If he agrees then it is fin, or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood Comedy 12. Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote ha, koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai A common man is like a mang, some get sucked and some get cut Food, Comedy 13. Mera naam hi kaafi ha, logon ke pasine chudane ke liye My name is enoug, for people to sweat Rowdyism 14. Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoo, par jeet ka maal nahi For once I can leave the business mone, but not the money that I win Business, Money, Win, Strong will, Success 15. Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diy, lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya From childhood till date this city has given me every righ, but when it came to love then it made me a stranger Places, Poetic 16. Aadmi toh auraton ke hote ha, mujhe mard chahiy, mard Boys are of wome, I need me, men Men, Comedy 17. Naam bata diy, toh pehchaan bura maan jayegi If I say my nam, then my identity will feel bad Drama 18. Galti karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta ha, upar ka Shoaib leaves only one path for people who make mistake, death Death, Drama 19. Doodh mein nimbu jisne daal, paneer uska The one who puts the lemon in the mil, the cottage cheese belongs to him Food, Comedy 20. Ravan Ram Ram nahi kart, seedha Sita ko utha lete hai Ravan does not call for Ra, he straight picks up Sita Comedy 21. Agar isko kuch hua n, toh tera postmortem pakka If something happens to he, then your postmortem is definite Action 22. Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal ta, har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye From the first local train of the morning to the last bottle of the nigh, there should only be one name on everyone's lips Transportation 23. Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata th, aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga When I found yo, you were as tall as my knee, and today I will bring you down to your knees Action 24. Ab agar kisine tumhe mujhse cheen liy, toh mera guroor haar jayega Now if anyone steals you from m, then my pride will loose Defeat & Failure, Romance 25. Jinki kismat chamakni hoti ha, wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai People whose destiny is about to shin, they come in my sight Destiny, Luck, Drama 26. Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte ha, par is jungle ko chalane ke liye Josher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai The kings of this city live in mansion, but the tiger that you need to run this jungle are born on the streets Places, Animals 27. Machar jiska khoon peeta ha, saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai A mosquito dies from a persons hand, whose blood he drinks Comedy 28. Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta The sky does not get bothered by the breaking of the stars Drama 29. Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai Games changes when people change Sports, Drama 30. Sooch ke bolonga toh baat bura maan jayegi If I think and say then the point will feel bad Drama 31. Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalt, main toh phir shaitan hoon Not even the holy men are honest toda, I am atleast a devil Truth, Social, Comedy 32. Jitne mere khilaf khade huye ha, woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai All the people who stood against m, they are all lying down with their legs stretched in their grave Action 33. Tu apna bachcha ha, tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaong, lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor Your are our own ki, I will drink an extra peg at your funera, but bloody I will kill you for sure Action, Comedy, Food 34. Jotumhare raaste pe chalta ha, wohi tumhara raasta kaatne ki koshish karta hai Those who walk on your pat, only they try to cut your path Drama 35. Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati Without remembering me a precedent on good people can't be given Comedy 36. Main tujhe marra hua dekh sakta hoo, lekin kabhi shak se nahi dekh sakta I can see you dea, but I can't see you with suspicion Drama, Action 37. Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta Anyone can give a cheap threat by using 50 paise (in a public phone) Comedy 38. Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe n, usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine The number of times you have faste, more than that I have seen full moon nights Comedy 39. Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai It is said that my brain should be kept in a museum Comedy 40. Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi ha, par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon No matter if Mumbai has turned from Kumkum to Kimi Katka, but even today I can take you around half of Mumbai with my eyes closed Places, Comedy 41. Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat ha, ek taraf khai ha, ek taraf paha, kahin phisal na jaana These are dangerous mountains not my eye, on one side there is a valley and on the other side there is a pea, don't slip away Comedy 42. Keemat thik lagi h, toh sabse pehle sapne hi bikte hai When the price is righ, then dreams do sell the first Dreams, Drama 43. Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti ha, mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai Love is a big googl, if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut Poetic, Food, Romance 44. Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya ha, ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati ha, yah phir gala kaatti hai After many days Mumbai has called me in its arm, now we have to see whether it hugs m, or kills me Places, Drama 45. Ab agar daan kiy, toh dhanda bura maan jayega Now if I do charit, then my business feel bad Business 46. Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha ha, upar dena bhool gaya hai Looks like God has given you everything in your eye, and forgotten to give you anything in the head Comedy 47. Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta ha, hamesha mere peeche rahi ha, aaj aage hai I have an old relationship with the red ligh, it has always been behind m, today it is ahead Comedy 48. Tumhari manzil zameen nah, aasman hai Your destination is not the groun, it is the sky Inspiration 49. Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai n, toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai When an enemy escapes from the hand, then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles Enemy, Comedy 50. Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag l, taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta No matter how fast a meter may ru, it can't go ahead of the taxi Transportation, Comedy 51. Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne khol, bura toh uski khopdi If someone does good work then open a champagne for hi, and if he does bad then open his brain Food, Action 1. Koi kahe jhee, koi kahe jharn, koi dilruba tujhk, main bekhauf keh deta hoo, husn ka khuda tujhko Some call you a lak, some call you a waterfal, some call you sweethear, I say it fearlessl, you are the God of beauty Poetic, Romance 2. Jab sooch mein ek peedhi ka antar aa jay, toh dono ko apne raaste alag alag kar lene chahiye When there is a generation gap in thinkin, then both should separate their paths Drama 3. Is tarah pyar ka izhaar nahi hot, Jodo kadam saath chale woh yaar nahi hot, pyar karne waale kaaton pe chalte ha, Joaa jaye sholay toh sholon mein jalte ha, kyun tujhe mere pyar par aitbaar nahi hot, agar dilon mein sacha pyar nahi hot, toh yeh duniya nahi hot, yeh sansar nahi hota Love can't be expressed this wa, one who walks two steps together is not a frien, people in love walk on thorn, and if embers come along then they burn in ember, why don't you trust my lov, and what if the hearts didn't have true lov, then this world and universe would have not been there Poem, Romance 4. Aaj rishto ne mere haath baand diy, varna kasam se tujhe khoon ke aasoon rulata Today relations have tied my hand, otherwise I swear I would have made you cry tears of blood Drama 5. Sukh baatne se badhta ha, dukh apnane s, dukh kam hota hai Happiness spreads by sharing i, and sadness reduces by accepting it Happiness, Sad, Drama 1. Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar len, kyun ki jis din woh mila mujh, us din woh andhar nahi jayeg, seedha upar jayega Keep the cloth for the shroud and the land for the burial read, because the day I get hi, that day he won't go insid, he will go straight up (to God) Action, Drama 2. Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join kar, toh ek din pehle join kar, asliyat bahar aa jati hai Long ago I had learnt that wherever you join dut, join a day earlie, you'll come to know the truth Job, Drama 3. Kabhi kabhi criminal ko pakadne ke liy, no entry mein ghusna padta hai Sometimes to catch a crimina, you have enter in a no entry Crime 1. Boss ka khoon bolta nah, khaulta ha, aur jab yeh khaulta ha, toh yeh boss ek ek ko phodta hai The blood of the boss doesn't say anythin, it only boil, and when it boil, then this boss will break each one of you Action 2. Beech mein nah bol! Don't talk in between! Comedy 3. The boss is always right! The boss is always right! Job 4. Apne ko kya ha, apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai I don't car, I just have to remove the water Comedy 5. Khaak mazaa hai jeene mei, jab tak aag na lagi ho apne dushman ke seene mein There is no fun in livin, until there is a fire in the heart of your enemy Poetic, Enemy 6. Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre Hey you feather of a shuttlecock Comedy, Sports 7. Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukan, only gaana bajhana Saturday means no fighting and al, only singing and music Comedy, Music 1. Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath I will di, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala Comedy 2. Awaaz neeche! Lower your voice! Rowdyism 3. Logon ke yahan Laajvant, Gunvant, Bhagvanti aati ha, mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai In peoples houses wives are called Laajvant, Gunvant, Bhagvant, but in my place she is called Kharchvanti (big spender) Women, Comedy 4. Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waq, bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar How many times have I told you that when you are cleaning the ca, don't talk to useless people Transportation, Comedy 1. Bachche apni maa se kuch chupa nahi sakte Children cannot hide anything from their mother Parents 1. Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jee, is liye hum log roz border par marte hai So that you people can live here peacefully with your famil, people like us die every day at the border Patriotism, Family 1. Choti moti machliya pakadne se kya hog, chalo koi bada haath maro What will we get by catching these small fishe, let's try for a big catch Drama, Animals 2. Aadmi apne aap se bhaag sakta ha, apni kismat se nahin A man can run away from himsel, but not from his fate Destiny, Luck 3. Jis din haar jaoong, duniya chod doonga The day I los, I will leave the world Defeat & Failure, Death 1. Har kutte ka din aata ha, mera bhi aayega Every dog has it's da, mine will also come Animals 2. Dene waala jab bhi deta ha, sab kuch phad deta hai When God give, he tears everything Religious, Comedy 1. Pressure aa gay, pressure aa gay, hai pressure aa gaya Pressure has com, pressure has com, oh pressure has come Comedy 2. Meri kundli mein khoon likha ha, maloom hai na, There is a murder written in my horoscop, you know right, Action 1. Yeh lo kha, aur apne bachcho ko bhi khila, taki woh hari bhari poty karen Here ea, and feed your kids als, so that they can do lot of poty Food, Comedy 2. Tere hoothon ki muskurahat ki hifazat hum kareng, tere aankhon se behte huye aasoon ki bagawat hum karenge I will protect the smile on your lip, and I will revolt the tears that flow from your eyes Poetic, Romance 3. Desh se door rehta hoo, lekin desh ko apne dil ke kareeb rakhta hoon I live far away from my countr, but I keep my country close to my heart Patriotism 1. Jis jhoot se ghar basta ha, woh gha, ghar nahi hota A home that is made on lie, is not a home House, Cheating, Drama 1. Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujh, mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah Try laying your hands on m, all my lawyers will lay hands on you in all places Comedy, Law, Justice 2. Kar jaye aisi ki tais, yeh kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi It screws yo, this bloody love thing is like that only Poetic, Romance 1. Main kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon I can do anything! Action 2. May I? Same Comedy 3. So you are both cool and smart! Same Drama 4. Jo tumne kiya hai uske liye bahut himmat aur jigar ki zarurat hoti hai It takes a lot of courage and guts to do, what you have done Inspiration 5. Religion wala column jo hota hai, usmein hum bold aur CAPITAL mein INDIAN likhte hain In the column of religion, we write INDIAN in bold and CAPITAL letters. Patriotism 6. 5% sir! It\x92s a great percentage, main ek percent par bhi jaata hoon sir. Five percent sir! It's a great percentage. I go for even one percent, Sir. Patriotism 7. Aap chahte hain teen minute ke andar hum ek attharah feet ki deewar chadhkar, terrace ya balcony jo bhi hai use cross karke, bedroom cross karke Bilal ko dhundh kar, maar kar, wapas bed room se nikal kar, balcony ya terrace jo bhi hai use cross karke, attharah feet ki deewar phaande. Hum aapke jitna fit thodi hain. You want us to climb an 18 feet wall then, cross terrace or balcony whaever it is then, cross the bedroom, then find Bilaal, then kill him, then come out from bed room then, cross the terrace or balcony, whatever and climb down the eighteen feet wall within 3 minutes. We are not as fit as you are! Comey, Death, Long 1. Ji main fansne walon mein se nahi hoon I am not the one who will get entraped. Courage 2. Mujhe bhi yahan se nikalna hai par in sab logon ka arrangement karne ke baad I also want to get out of where but only after the arrangement of all of these people. Social 3. Aapko jo karna hai jaldi kariye, kyunki hum log yahan se nikal rahe hain. Whatever you want to do make it snappy because we are leaving from here Drama 4. Hamari koi aukat nahi, Agar hamari pehchan hai to sirf ek ki hum Kuwaiti nahi Hindustani hain. Saath hain toh kuch hain, warna nothing We have no worth. If we have any identity then, it's that that we are not Kuwaiti, we are Indians. If we are together then we are something otherwise nothing. Truth 5. Airlift! Hindustaniyon ke liye Hindustan ki sabse kamayab koshish Airlift! The most successfu effort of India for the Indians. Patriotism 6. Aadami ki fitarat hi aisi hai Ibrahim, chot lagati hai na aadmi Maa-Maa hi chillata hai This is human's nature, Ibrahim. Whenever gets hurt, he always shouts "Maa" Truth 7. We need help and we need it right now. We need help and we need it right now. Help
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