Mohan Joshi dialogues with meaning

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1. Mera naam hai Pot, Joapne baap ke bhi nahi hote My name is Pot, and not even my father trusts me Comedy, Parents 2. Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad ha, Jokainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai Your status in front of us is the sam, as the status of cloth in front of scissors Comedy, Clothes 3. Zyada badbad kark, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar Don't talk to much rubbis, and disorder the death in your life Comedy, Life, Death 1. Main tere is kaale color pe laal rang se is tarah se mera naam likhoong, jis tarah se policewaale kaagaz par gang war ke report type karte hain I will write my name in red color on your black (skin) color ' in a way like policemen write reports about gang war on paper Action, Police 2. Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar Bloody don't try to take your beggars face and fight with the emperor of crime Crime, Comedy 3. Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hai, mard nahin When a crocodile sneezes mosquitos die ' not men Animals, Men 4. Guru aaya tha toh guru ghantaal bhi aayeg, mere haathon se apni maut ko kabhi taal nahin payega If the master came then the grand master will also come ' he won't be able to avoid his death from my hands Death, Poetic 5. Jo apun ki baat maanta hai n, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoo, aur Joapun ki baat nahin maant, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon Those who listen to m, I make them sit on the peak of the Himalaya mountain ' and those who don't listen to m, I make them sit on a chutney of red spices Comedy, Food 6. Main tera woh bura haal karoong, Jodimak lakdi ka aur chipkali makdi ka karti hai I will get you in such a condition ' what a termite does to wood and what a lizard does to a spider Animals, Action 7. Loha ho ya faula, ya ho pahadon ki aula, jamke phatke lagaong, yahan meri hukumat ha, tere chakke chudaonga Be it iron or stee, or be it the son of mountain, I will hit you like crazy ' here my rules work, I will make you go crazy Poetic, Action 8. Main aaj hoon aaj ' jiska aakhi Mumbai shehar pe chalta hai raj I am toda, today ' who rules over the entire city of Mumbai Places 9. Main tujhe maaf nahin karoong, main tujhe aaisa saaf karoong, jaise hajaam do baar sabun lagake daari saaf karta hai I won't forgive you ' I will clean you in such a way ' as a barber cleans the beard by applying soap twice Action, Comedy 1. Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun k, hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai We are rich becaus, we know the technique of keeping the poo, poor Comedy 1. Woh burbakh galti kiy, trailer dikha diya usk, lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai That fool did a mistake and I showed him the traile, but the show from 9 to 12 is still there Comedy 2. Yeh ghulami ka patta gale se nikaal kar phek d, aur Hindustan ke badshahat ka taj peheno Take out this belt of slavery from the neck and throw it awa, and wear the crown of the king of India Royal, Drama
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