Ritesh Deshmukh dialogues with meaning

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1. Jab mere baap ki hatti hai n, meri bahut phatti hai When my dad goes craz, then I get scared Parents, Comedy 1. Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati ha, kaafi dikhane aati hai These days when girls come to drink coffe, they expose a lot Women, Food, Comedy 2. Tum mera time pass banog, lifetime ke liye, Will you become my time pas, for the entire life, Romance, Life 3. Life ne apna bahut kheech liy, tum bhi apna photo kheech lo Life has pulled my leg a lo, now you take a photo of me Life, Comedy 1. Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de I hope his joke does not get us in trouble Comedy 1. Sach aur kalpana ka milan ho jay, Jasmine ko mujhse pyar ho jaye Let truth and imagination become on, and let Jasmine fall in love with me Romance, Truth, Social 1. Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riy, khao vada pa, bhajjiy, bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya There is only one thing that is happening in Mumba, that is eat burgers and fritter, and say God Ganesh is great Places, Food, Religious 1. Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saat, meri har chint, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai With the departing life of all you peopl, my every concern and stress also goes away Life, Drama 1. Har baap ka ek baap hota ha, aur usse hum dadaji kehte hain Every father has a fathe, and we call him grandfather Parents, Family 2. Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar k, paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon I hang a person like you every Saturda, outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers Food, House, Comedy 3. Meri unglioon ki rafta, tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai The speed of my finger, is faster than the speed of your legs Action 1. Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha ha, kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do Rather than living on false hope, it is better to live your entire life in someone's love Romance, Life 1. Har baa, har aura, teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati ha, aur teri kismat kharab hai, Everytim, every lad, becomes your wife and my siste, and your luck is bad, Destiny, Luck, Comedy, Women 2. Oh meri cutie pi, audh ke raza, without angda, main hoon tumhara patt, tu meri lugui Oh my cutie pi, you are wrapped in a blanke, and you aren't stretchin, I am your husband and you are my woman Married, Comedy

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