Vijay Raaz dialogues with meaning

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1. Yeh aankhen nahi camera ha, aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai These are not eyes they are a camer, and this camera has recognized the artist inside you Comedy 1. Apna line mein aadmi weapon se nahi maara jaata ha, information se maara jaata hai In our line a man is not killed with a weapo, he is killed with information Drama 2. Yeh duniya mein underworl, police ka daya aur lalach par chalta hai In this world the underworl, runs on mercy and greed of the police Police 1. Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya, Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate, Education, Comedy 2. Bada kamzor leg piece ha, is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya, It is a very thin leg piec, did this chicken have polio, Animals, Comedy 3. Abe chai mangi th, parliament se ayegi kya, I had asked for te, is it coming from the parliament or what, Food, Comedy, Government 4. Kaika Dilli hai bhaiy, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas What Delhi city is thi, no one has a heart here Places, Comedy 5. Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife Married, Comedy 6. Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyeg, isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dima, ek thopd, ek dil de diy, lekin kidney do de diy, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe God knew it that whether a man does anything or no, he will drink alcohol for sur, that's why he gave a man one min, one fac, one hear, but he gave two kidney, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one Food, Comedy, Religious 7. Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena Please cry a little on my behalf also Comedy, Sad 1. Angrez log jab hamari shaadi dikhate hai toh usse bolte hai "Monsoon Wedding, aur jab Hindustani log shaadi dikhate hai toh usko bolte hai "Soon-Soon Wedding, iska matlab chat mangni pat wedding When the Englishmen show our wedding they call it "Monsoon Wedding, and when Indians show the wedding they call it "Soon-Soon Wedding, which means quick engagement and quick wedding Wedding, Comedy

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