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1. Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hot, kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai Dogs don't have a Sunda, dogs are dogs for all 7 days Animals, Job, Comedy 1. Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta ha, Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmi, the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package Poetic, Comedy 2. When you can't change the gir, change the girl When you can't change the gir, change the girl Comedy, Women 3. Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa ja, toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi If you come wearing a white sari and a red bind, then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance Clothes, Comedy 4. Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tara, taste mein thi woh kheer ki tara, aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah She met me like she was Hee, she tasted like she was a puddin, and she entered my heart like she was a arrow Romance, Poetic, Food 5. Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maar, toh sherni vidhva ho gayi I said a poem in a big crow, and the tigeress became a widow Poetic, Animals, Comedy 6. Na suhaag hai na raat ha, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata ha, believe it or no, har kutte ka din aata hai Neither there is a wedding nor is it nigh, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial nigh, believe it or no, every dog has its day Poetic, Wedding, Animals 7. Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta ha, toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega" Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the nigh, then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come" Comedy, Parents, Village 8. Ibtada-e-ishq ha, rota hai ky, toilet paper ha, dhota hai kya, It's the beginning of lov, why do you cr, there is toilet pape, do you want to wipe with that, Poetic, Comedy 9. Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayeng, dost ke dil se utar ke nah, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge Even if I die I will apply the ointment and g, and when I go I won't break my friends hear, I will get in my friends heart and go Poetic, Friendship 10. Bomb woh thi blast main ho gay, bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya She was the bomb and I got blaste, without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one Poetic, Transportation, Comedy 11. Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta ha, bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai How amazing is the moo, in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child Poetic, Comedy 12. Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man ha, tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hu, tu hi uska Superman hai You are the true He-man of Seem, so what if you haven't worn your underwear outsid, you are her Superman Poetic, Clothes, Comedy 13. Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti ha, saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai I am nothing but she is the bell of dange, bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty Poetic, Places, Comedy 14. Early to bed and early to ris, makes your girlfriend go with other guys Early to bed and early to ris, makes your girlfriend go with other guys Poetic, Comedy
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