Anupam Kher dialogues with meaning
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1. Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez ha, apne nikle toh dard hota ha, lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai Blood is a very strange thin, it pains when we are bleedin, but if someone else is bleeding then it is fun Action
2. Shanti shant, do minute shant, uske baad kranti Silence silenc, two minutes of silenc, and then you can revolt Comedy 3. Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness Animals, Comedy 4. Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar Don't fire the broken arrow of words from the bow of your mouth Comedy 5. Baghavat mein teen kisam ke log hote ha, pehla taqat ke zor pe zulm karne waala atyachar, doosra us atyachari ke khilaf awaaz uthane waala krantikar, aur teesra in dono ki situation ka fayda uthane waala mere jaisa vyapari There are 3 kinds of people in a revolutio, one who does the injustice based on powe, second the revolutionist who raises his voice against the atrocit, and third is a businessman like me who takes the benefit of the situation these two are in Business, Drama 1. Mukadma sabooto aur gawaho se lada jaata ha, bhashan-baazi, nautanki aur tamasho se nahi A case is fought with proofs and witnesse, not with speeche, drama and entertainment Law, Justice, Drama 1. Kaam karoge toh roti mileg, nahi karoge toh goli milegi If you work then you will get brea, and if you don't then you will get a bullet Food, Action 1. Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai True love never comes back empty handed Romance 2. Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiy, nahi toh film ki insult ha, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai If a boy has to see a film then he must see it with a girl onl, otherwise it is an insult of the fil, insult of the theater and insult of the entire audience in the theater Comedy 3. Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoo, baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana ha, maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai I know the girls of this type very wel, the father decides which school she will go t, the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied and the entire family decides which guy will she marry Parents, Family, Wedding 1. Khoon ke saare rishtey ek sachche police officer ke liye ussi din khatam ho jaate hai, jis din yeh vardi pehenta hai All blood relations for a true police officer end on the same da, when he wears this uniform Police, Drama 2. Hamare jaise police officer ki maut pa, desh ka jhanda jhuk jaata hai ' haan jis din teri maut kanoon ke haathon hog, ek kutta bhi rone nahi aayega When a police officer like me die, the country's flag bows dow, but yes when you will be killed by the hands of la, not even a single dog will come to cry Police, Death, Animals 1. Jothappad dikhayi nahi det, woh zyada gehri chot karta hai A slap that cannot be see, causes a more deeper wound Drama 1. SMS generatio, char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai SMS generatio, it looks like a lecture if you say more than four lines Technical 1. Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak Life, Drama 1. Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooc, ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooc, unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runne, ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaste, and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes Time, Comedy, Food 2. Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains Technical, Comedy 3. Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri raza, main tera Honda tu meri Hyunda, main tera langot tu meri neck ti, main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai From today I am your blanket and you are my quil, I am your Honda and you are my Hyunda, I am your loincloth and you are my neck ti, I salute you my brother Poetic, Transportation, Clothes 1. Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho, How can you marry such a fool, Wedding, Comedy 2. For your naughtines, I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad For your naughtines, I will eat a papadum and you will get a slap Food, Comedy 1. Shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki hifasat karna mera farz ha, yahi meri duty aur yahi mujhpar meri vardi ka karz hai It is my job to maintain peace in the city and to protect the peopl, this is my duty and this is the loan on me from my uniform Poetic, Places 2. Aadhi raat ko bulan, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz ha, shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai Call me in the middle of the nigh, and I will definitely come till mornin, it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people Poetic, Places, Comedy 3. Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoo, yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon I am the biggest goon and big dadd, this universe is my land and I am it's flag Poetic, Comedy 1. Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota The anger of any person is not bigger than their age Drama 1. Main awaara aur badmaash bardaasht kar sakta hoo, lekin gaddar kabhi nahi I can tolerate a tramp and a naughty perso, but not a traitor Patriotism, Drama 2. Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai The human is the worst animal of the world Animals, Drama 1. Joaadmi taqat se nahi hart, woh emotion se harta hai A person who cannot lose on strengt, loses on emotion Drama 1. Mere mooh se nikla har laf, heere se zyada keemti hai Every word that comes out of my mout, is more expensive than a diamond Drama 2. Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi ha, na jaan hai na pehchaan ha, na dua hai na salaam hai I don't have any Hello or Hi with hi, neither do I know him eithe, and neither do I pray or salute for him Comedy 3. Yahan Punjabi ha, Gujarati ha, Marathi ha, Bangali ha, lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai Here we have Punjab, we have Gujrat, we have Marath, we have Bengal, but there is no Indian Religious, Patriotism, Inspiration 4. Bura Jokaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta ha, kamina lakh baande boriya, magar ek din atakta hai One who does bad things wanders away from the destinatio, and no matter how many bags a scoundrel pack, but one day he gets stuck Poetic, Comedy 1. Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya kart, unka apmaan hota hai Don't shed tears for the martyre, they get dishonored Patriotism, Sad, Drama 1. Yeh hamare hero ha, ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya He is our her, one phone call came and he got diarrhea Rowdyism 1. Galati doosro mein dhoonde ke bajai agar khud mein dhoondog, toh galat fehmi yoon door ho jayegi If you look for the mistake inside you and not in other, then your misunderstanding will go right away Inspiration, Drama 2. Shartein business mein hoti ha, ghar grihasti mein nahi Conditions are placed in busines, not in household matters Business, House, Drama 3. Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hot, woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta One who does not have a string in his pajam, he should not put a string in someone else's pajama Clothes, Comedy 1. Hum chote shehar ke lo, kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai People from small towns like u, sometimes lose our path in the bright lights of the big city Places, Drama 1. Mera woh jhaapad tere shareer pe nah, teri aatma pe padega My slap will not hit you on your bod, it will hit you on your soul Drama 2. Logon ni sev, aane ghar waalon ne kela You served the peopl, and ignored the family members Family, Comedy 1. Duniya mein koi aisa insaan nahi hai jise kabhi galati na h, lekin sahi insaan woh hai Josahi waqt par galati ka paschatap karle There is not a single person in this world who has not committed a mistak, but a person becomes right only when they regret their mistake at the right time Inspiration, Time, Drama 2. Sirf guru hi shishya ko sabak nahi sikha sakt, waqt padne par shishya bhi guru ko sabak sikha sakta hai Only a teacher cannot teach a lesson to his studen, when the time come, even a student can teach a lesson to his teacher Education, Drama 3. Ek ladki ke jazbaat ko theek se wohi samajh sakta ha, jisne duniya dekhi ha, zindagi dekhi ha, zindagi ke utaar-chadao dekhe hai Only a person who has seen the worl, seen life and seen the ups and downs in lif, can understand the emotions of a girl Life, Women, Drama 4. Agar aurat na hot, toh saare mard rishi hot, gyani hote If women didn't exist, then all men would have been knowledgeable saints Women, Men, Comedy 5. Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai A woman is the door to hell Women, Comedy 1. Tumhari harkatei, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hind, aaisi hai Jokabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti Your behavio, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hind, are such that they can never become straight Comedy, Animals 1. Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan ha, yeh Bhel Pur, Pani Pur, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai Vada Pav is Mumbai's prid, Bhel Pur, Pani Pur, Sev Puri are the identities of our unity Food, Places 1. Maafi se pyar badhta hai Love grows with an apology Romance 1. Baap ke saath beti ki har vachan shaadi ke mandap mein jal kar raakh ho jaata ha, aur pati ko diya hua vachan shareer ki raakh ho jaane ke baad bhi nibhana padta hai Every promise from a daughter to a father burns in the fire of the wedding ritua, and every promise to a husband must be fulfilled even after you die Married, Drama 1. Jojeevan de sakta ha, woh jeevan le nahi sakta The one who gives a lif, will not take a life Life, Drama 2. Pathar par aasoon girne s, pathar pighalta nahi A stone does not melt when tears fall on it Drama 1. Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat ha, yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi Even today the name of love is lov, it has never changed and it will never change Romance 2. Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain Comedy, Education, Money 3. Fail hona aur padhai na karn, hamare khandaan ki parampara hai To fail and to not stud, is the tradition of our family Education, Family, Comedy 1. Aadha ghanta suduku bhi kiya kar You should do suduku for half an hour Comedy 2. Tarzan aur Hulk jointly operation karenge. Tarzan and Hulk will jointly execute an operation. Comedy 3. Abe aaj hi kar lega sari planning, marne wala hai tu abhi Hey! Are you going to plan whole planning today, you are going to die now. Comedy, Death 4. Sabra hai Do you have patience Comedy 5. Bigad diya na bachche ko ab marega tumhare sath yahin par You have spoiled the kid. Now he will also die with you here. Comedy 6. Hulk or tarzan ke bas ka nahi hai meri zarurat padegi this is not manageable by Hulkand tarzan. You'll need me. Comedy 7. Gareeb sa hi dikh raha hai yeh to He is looking poor. Comedy
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